omegle convo

• group of girls on omegle: omg is that your kitten
• me: yes
• Groupofgirls: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

Today a substitutee teacher called me a pedophile. So in mmy infinite wisdom I trick her into leavimg the room then scaring her with the fake blood I confiscated from a group of under class wich caused her to lock herself out of the room little. Reminder “I am not a pedophile

soooooooo like i was outside smking a spliff and my cat decided to hop onto my gut and make cough al the smoke out into her face and just all over her precious hed needles to say my cat is just pouncing around and being the little adorable ninja she is but sheis also high as fuck god help me

that moment

when people think ima lesbian………………………im a fucking dude wtf

i mean when i dress like a chick its one thing but when i dont it’s just like im dressing as manly as i can whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

trixie-and-solar:

darksorrowandgearhoof:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:

directioners-welcomee:

yankees-bsb-aremyinspiration:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.

DAMMIT, STAFF. 

Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.

 well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.

uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!

yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..

((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))

oh god

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Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on tumblr

olliherman:

leiasperspective:

semendownpour:

ryanisahandsomewoman:

thatredhuntinghat:

elliegalaxies:

isetmynarwhalsonfire:

She’s so beautiful <3

STOP SCROLLING!!! REBLOG IF YOU HAVE A HEART.

This WILL NOT make your blog ugly.<3

The notes—this is BEAUTIFUL, people!

bless your souls

You can do it, beautiful girl! <3

Keep making her go round lovers, she deserves it!

so beautiful<3

lol gerard way would die laughing if he saw this post

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CHELSEA WON THE FIF UEFA GAME LONG LIVE CHELSEA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

• boy:
• girl:
• the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
• love does not exist
• you're going to die some day